What makes me unique is...

I talked a post or two ago about signing up for a dating website again for research purposes. Well, I thought about it and I signed up. I joined a free one so I wouldn't be pissed that I spent my money on something if it didn't produce the results (good, bad, or crazy) that I hoped for. The free ones are usually the worst but its less time consuming and generally more results driven. I am busily compiling stories, yet I haven't gone on a single date just yet. Most of the emails I receive say only a few words like "Hi" or "How are you?" (without spelling complete words) as if we were chatting in AIM or Yahoo IM. Its odd, really, but there was one email and profile that did stand out and made the grade to share with you.

The email came through one afternoon, and as I read the email, it wasn't very riveting. It was the traditional "Hi". As with all "Hi" emails, I went to the profile to see what this man of little words had to say about himself. I'd like to share verbatim and let you soak it in for a minute.

ABOUT ME IAM A OUTGOIN PERSON I WORK FOR THA CITY OF DETROIT AN I DO SECURITY ON THA SIDE,IAM A MEB.OF A MOTOCYCLIE CLUB BUT DONT TAKE IT THA WRONG WAY WE DO ALOT FOR THA HOOD.SO IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE LETS NETWORK. I LIKE TO SKATE,SKI,GOCART RACEN,SWIM,TAKE WALKS IN THA PARK......MY GOALS ARE TO BE ALL I CAN BE,WHAS MAKE ME UNIQUE IS THAT I DONT HIT WOMEN...AN I LOV ALL MUSIC

Do you need a minute? Thank goodness his unique quality is not hitting women, I almost passed up this gem! Before you ask, no, I didn't respond, although I think a date with this nugget would probably make for a good story, but I am not certain I want to put myself through that on purpose. Stay tuned.