Maybe I am Paranoid, but....

Today started off really good. I got up, got things done, worked out (finally!) and went to work. At that point it went downhill. I didn’t want to go to work. Which is rare these days because I actually like my jobs, and like to go to them, but I have a really big feeling I will be in severe need of a vacation by midsummer. So, traffic was of course horrendous going to work, at 2 frickin 30 in the afternoon, and I started to get the "have to eat" headache at work while helping someone. So finally, I get to go home, and I pull into my spot and pop my trunk. I get out of my car and some idiot (man) talks to me from out of nowhere. I jump, say "Jesus!" and he said "do you need help" UMMMMMMAH. After I jumped he realized he scared the crap out of me, and apologized. I said "ok then, I’m fine" and he kept going on and on. "I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you, I was just trying to help" and I am all like, (and say) "ok, but byeeee! Get away" Even though he was sloooowly continuing to walk. So he continues to say "I just like to brighten every girl’s day and show them their beauty" OK freak. So at this moment, I accidentally, or maybe in involuntary defense mode, set off my panic button on my car. This in turn scares HIM and he says "omg, that is loud, is that you". I say "yep it is, it’s my panic button, so byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". At this point, I grab the litter, walk quickly to my door, saying "OK! OK! OK!" as he continues to walk and talk (not by me). I feel a bit at ease, seeing my neighbor peeking out of his door wall at the commotion, and I get in and slam the door....safely.

What in the F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!